Thursday, July 5, 2012

The French are not human

I'm convinced the French are not human. No, not because they can be a bit rude or frank. It's because they don't sweat. At all.

As can be imagined, July in Paris is hot and the Metro is even hotter. Ryan and I are sweating our butts off while French guys are wearing super trendy jackets, scarves and suits as if it were January. What gives?

Maybe all the foie gras and Camembert clogs up the pores? Or perhaps their socialized medical system allows them all to get free anti-sweating laser or Botox treatments? We'll need to get to the bottom of this.

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